Detritus

28 Jul 2014

cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

(Source: fingerblaster113)

28 Jul 2014

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

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I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

28 Jul 2014

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28 Jul 2014

28 Jul 2014

romancingthelookyloos:

My life goal is to exude this amount of confidence.

(Source: sharkeisha)

28 Jul 2014

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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28 Jul 2014

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27 Jul 2014

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

26 Jul 2014

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

(Source: dumbegg)

23 Jul 2014

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

22 Jul 2014

note-a-bear:

thinksquad:

Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.

While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”

The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.

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they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore

22 Jul 2014

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

22 Jul 2014

(Source: allazealia)

22 Jul 2014

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

20 Jul 2014

thesmuggledplum:

nialllhoran:

no one likes all of one direction equally I don’t care what you say there is one you would save from falling off a cliff over the other four

#if you dont save niall ur a suck fick