Detritus

23 Jul 2014

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

22 Jul 2014

note-a-bear:

thinksquad:

Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.

While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”

The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.

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they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore

22 Jul 2014

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

22 Jul 2014

(Source: allazealia)

22 Jul 2014

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

20 Jul 2014

thesmuggledplum:

nialllhoran:

no one likes all of one direction equally I don’t care what you say there is one you would save from falling off a cliff over the other four

#if you dont save niall ur a suck fick   

20 Jul 2014

childservices:

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like


GO OFF!!!

yung_rapunxel_azealia_banks.mp3

childservices:

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

yung_rapunxel_azealia_banks.mp3

20 Jul 2014

(Source: ceezthenight)

Play count: 582,709

20 Jul 2014

19 Jul 2014

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19 Jul 2014

somedayinjakarta:

welcome to artRAVE

somedayinjakarta:

welcome to artRAVE

(Source: sartoreality)

19 Jul 2014

chadleymacguff:

oatsngoats:

image

i need this to date me

same

OH MY GOD

17 Jul 2014

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

17 Jul 2014

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

16 Jul 2014

illkim:

I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days